~Xandria Posted January 4, 2013 Share Posted January 4, 2013 I was looking through my SDB and automatically thought of this thread when I saw this.... Completely Non-lethal Sandwich :D Ah, I love it! Hahaha. Lamppost 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extremeblueness Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Breadfish - r101 [special] Goes great with butterfish. Butterfish - r101 [special] Goes great with breadfish. Cubefish - r101 [special] A very space-efficient fish. Golfclubfish - r180 [Retired] Designed especially for hitting balls over water hazards. Knifefish - r180 [Retired] This super sharp blade will cut through anything from bread to boulders. How about a breadfish? Pfish - r81 [uncommon] These cheeky little rascals love causing mischief and make perfect play mates for fun loving Neopets. The spelling's what gets me on this one. Underwater Fish Recipes - r68 Catch, cook and eat your fish - underwater! Just how do you cook underwater? Waterfish - r101 [special] How does that even exist? Four Dirt Pizza Block - r90 [Very Rare] For the Neopian that cant get enough grass. Four different types of dirt topped with a large chunk of fresh turf. Meat Feast Pizza Block - r70 Pepperoni, sausage, beef and chicken layered between rice tomato sauce and melted cheddar cheese. Nine Cheese Pizza Block - r83 [uncommon] A cheese lovers delight, nine different types of cheese smothered with melted cheddar. ~Xandria 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassine Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Here are a couple of old faerie books: Breathe The Air Faeries deep philosophy of breathing. No breathing = no life. Playing with Fire A book of pyrotechnic tricks to spice up the dullest fire spell. Be careful not to burn your house down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hickt0wn Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 No Need to be Rood The Art of Being a Fan - "Read this tastefully written book that contains only upper-case letters" As a major fan girl, I found this hilarious. Cassine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lyuba Posted February 6, 2013 Author Share Posted February 6, 2013 This has got to be one of my favourite items. Dancing Meowclops Music Box "Meow,meow, meow...." Not only is the description funny but so is the item art, the Meowclops looks hilarious as it twirls super fast. Clearly an item awarded for beating Abigail at Sophie's Stew some years ago (as the item screams the game). And of course we cannot go without mentioning items items from when the artists had the day off. There are quite a few of these, and the horrid artwork itself is hysterical. The Wind-Up Mallard is my personal favourite out of these poorly drawn items....it looks the most funny, and even the description comments on its appearance. :laughingsmiley: "This Mallard toy seems to be a bit...odd." karmacow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pang Posted February 6, 2013 Share Posted February 6, 2013 For me, I think the ones I find funny are the books. Can't really recall ones the haven't been mention already, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aspenwall Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Deviled Eggs Wait till they get tired and fall asleep...then you can eat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plotinus_theos Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Ghoti Ghoti are beautiful, delicate creatures that need lots of care and attention. I love this one because it is so unassuming: it's seems perfectly normal unless you get the reference. The "gh" is supposed to be pronounced like "tough", the "o" like "women", and the "ti" like "nation", giving you the same pronunciation as "fish". Bodhi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welcome Back Apathy Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 A lovely book called "Framing Art". Description: Have you committed a crime? Buy this book and discover how you can pinyour felonies on that innocuous painting hanging in your hallway. karmacow and Avia loves Chias 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amileah Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Ghoti Ghoti are beautiful, delicate creatures that need lots of care and attention. I love this one because it is so unassuming: it's seems perfectly normal unless you get the reference. The "gh" is supposed to be pronounced like "tough", the "o" like "women", and the "ti" like "nation", giving you the same pronunciation as "fish". I... whoa whoa WAIT WHAT. My mind is blown. How did you know this. Are you making this up to amaze me? On another note, I do agree that the books can get pretty hilarious, but here are a few other things that amuse me: Yooyuball Blindfold "Now EVERYONE can act like Darigan Yooyus!" Plumpy Ree Mote There Are Stars Up There And Stuff Black Eyed Peas Haaaarrd Boiled Egg Funnydew Melon Super Juicy Berry I just... it's a water balloon, okay? xD Beef Jerky "A tasty piece of dried... oh... oh dear." Club President Super Plushie The prizes for the Altador plot are all pretty amusing. Farnswap Sobbing Onion "The onion doesnt like it when you slice it either!" Food for thought. E-Z® See Crystal Ball "Please insert 100 Neopoints to see the next three minutes of your future." Plate of Decoy Biscuits "Keep your real biscuits all for yourself with this great facsimile." Bonus points for the word facsimile. Imposter Apple Decorated Prison Cell Bench Jazans Guyliner TNT Staff Down With NC Flag At a whopping 5k NC, the irony makes me almost want one of my own. There are many more items and I'm finding it difficult to stop, but stop I must. Thanks for all of the other items; I love collecting these things. karmacow and Viridian 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderFoxgirl Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 Pirate hook candycane. I dunno. i just think it's silly. Well aged hot dog Sloth Faerie plushie. XD Half eaten rubber mallard . Wat? XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalthaPalustris Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 The humour is one of the main reasons why I love Neopets so much. I like these, too: Yellow Paper Airplane How can folded paper be so expensive? Because the fun is priceless! Tyrannian Rock Eraser This heavy duty rock eraser will get rid of your mistake and maybe a few chunks of your paper along with it! Poets Hat By placing this cheerful hat on, you can stand in the village square and recite poetry to everyone. However, it does not protect you from any tomatoes thrown if you do a bad job of it. Torn Valentines Day Card Someone didnt like this valentines day card. Apple Cherry Tarts They tried to add kiwi, too, but it wouldnt fit. Being Stinky Everyone knows the smelly kid in their class, poor Friggle didnt mean to smell, he just couldnt help it, until one day a kind Peophin came along... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Xandria Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 This is priceless - going through my SDB and find this: I love the beasty boys reference. "NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN!" :D No Sleep Til Brightvale They may have to stay awake all night, but they will get to Brightvale! Duskitty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragons Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Who doesn't hate the meme reference items? :P In Haunted Woods, cheese wedge eats you! We heard you like to spin the Wheel of Monotony... Now you can spin the Wheel of Monotony while spinning the Wheel of Monotony! But what does it mean!? karmacow and Lady Lyuba 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamppost Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Dr. Sloths Personal Bath Buddy Its cute AND dangerous. Need we say more? I love that it's a rubber ducky in a cape. So cute and funny! AJ11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupidyou3 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Mega Kau Bells When you just need more Kau bell... This made me giggle :D karmacow 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragons Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Careful, dont squeeze the lumps or you will be covered with sweet sticky slime. This has also always amused me. What what in the butt? Now this is just asking for it... Now this is just gross... The name... is just... so wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relevance Posted September 1, 2013 Share Posted September 1, 2013 I noticed this one hasn't been used for a while which is sort of upsetting. It looks entertaining! Maybe if I say something it'll start up again people will remember that it exists? D: "Curious Sticks of Lethal Wax" Let me just get out the colour... BAM! TAKE THAT! *cackle* Both the name and description of this title I found absolutely hilarious. Sparky Thatll do, Sparky. Thatll do. This one, there's no need for an explanation, I don't think. It's cute but funny-looking at the same time. White Mallard It looks like a Petpet, acts like a Petpet, but when frightened, it makes a loud wail like a Wocky! Well, any mallard, really. Their faces just make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breezescout Posted September 2, 2013 Share Posted September 2, 2013 Flaming Burnumup Thanks for the laughs everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lyuba Posted September 4, 2013 Author Share Posted September 4, 2013 I noticed this one hasn't been used for a while which is sort of upsetting. It looks entertaining! Maybe if I say something it'll start up again people will remember that it exists? D: "Curious Sticks of Lethal Wax" Let me just get out the colour... BAM! TAKE THAT! *cackle* Both the name and description of this title I found absolutely hilarious. Sparky Thatll do, Sparky. Thatll do. This one, there's no need for an explanation, I don't think. It's cute but funny-looking at the same time. White Mallard It looks like a Petpet, acts like a Petpet, but when frightened, it makes a loud wail like a Wocky! Well, any mallard, really. Their faces just make me laugh. Unfortunately that's not how it works. After nobody has replied for two-three weeks, the topic is rendered dead and any new posts will result in it getting locked. I'm sorry. It was a fun thread however, and I do wish it lasted longer. This post has been edited by a member of staff (Spritzie) because of a violation of the forum rules. Please do not backseat moderate. If you feel there is an issue, you may report a post and a moderator will take care of it. Also, there is no longer a 21 day rule, so all relevant topics remain open. Please check your user inbox to see if you have been contacted regarding this incident, then review our rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leverhelven Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 (edited) So many people talk about items that reference Princess Bride, Doctor Who, etc etc... I never seem to notice them! Can someone give me examples? (apart from the Monty Python's Shubberry, that's the only one I got so far xD) By the way, I love it when they make cute puns like that: Kou-Jong Cheesecake This cheesecake will be cleared from your plate in no time. edit: gee, sorry, I posted before noticing the thread was closed! How do I erase this? i.i Edited September 5, 2013 by leverhelven Relevance and nbbug132 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritzie Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Just to clear up confusion, this topic is still open and it's perfectly fine to continue posting. There is no longer a time period where we close topics without new replies. As long as the topic is still relevant, it will remain open. There will always be amusing items on Neopets, so this topic will remain open, likely permanently. Wildbreeze, Duskitty, Mouseykins and 5 others 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Lyuba Posted September 8, 2013 Author Share Posted September 8, 2013 Just to clear up confusion, this topic is still open and it's perfectly fine to continue posting. There is no longer a time period where we close topics without new replies. As long as the topic is still relevant, it will remain open. There will always be amusing items on Neopets, so this topic will remain open, likely permanently. Thank you for clearing everything up, Spriztie. I still didn't know that at the time. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bright ^_^ Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Grape Krawkade Its purple. That means its grape-flavoured, right? I find this funny because it's so true to life..."grape flavored" never tastes anything like grapes, yet it has a distinct flavor... Pickled Peppers Funny tongue twister reference Relevance 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emkatrine Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Prunes are very good for your digestion! Always makes me laugh :D Sounds like your grandmother. deboratibi and Bright ^_^ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.