'Your pet' says 'How did you know I wanted a 9th Birthday Confetti Cupcake?''
'Your pet' was full up, and now he is bloated!
In a burst of confetti, 'Your Pet' polished off that cupcake, and gained 5 Hit Points!
But wait, 'Your pet' almost bit down on something rather un cupcake-like...
Handheld Confetti Popsicle
If this raises any stats other than HP, please let us know.