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Find out who has the other half and I'll give you a cookie.



You'll find this page to be a little long (and colorful), mainly with a bunch of random things that I'd like to show off but don't know where to put. So they ended up here. Read all of it if you wish, read just my description, or quickly turn around and flee in hopes of preserving your sanity. It doesn't matter to me. You've already visited my profile, so how much more harm could come to you now? >=D

About Me
Yeah, real original title, I know.

So. Hello there. My name's Morgan, or Ruto for those who don't know me by Morgan. Oh well.

I have a strong affinity for cheese. No, I love cheese. And it loves me. I'm TDN's #1 cheese lover, so please, if you're coming to my profile for a visit, stay away from the cheese. It'll be for your benefit and mine.

My cheese army is allies with Laura and her danishes, so don't cross us. Oranges are banned, and our sworn enemy.

I've stayed with TDN for quite a while now, and the people here have really influenced my life (whether that be good or bad, I'll never know. Too late to fix it now though. xD). I can be pretty easy to get along with, as long as you don't annoy or anger me in some way. 'Cause then it'll be pretty hard to be friends with me. But don't think I'm a negative person all the time. Most of the time, I'm quite energetic and peppy.

I do respond to any PMs I get, whenever I get the chance, so feel free to send me one. I love getting mail. You may even find yourself getting a random PM from me for no reason at all. Maybe I was bored or just wanted to chat. You'll never know! =D Just be sure to reply if I send you one (unless, you know, you get in trouble. Bwahaha). I get miffed at people who have been online since I sent them a PM but haven't replied back. It's just rude. >=(

I'm a huge Zelda fan and I think Midna is the best sidekick in the series. My display name is just a cool name. I don't actually like Princess Ruto. Kinda complicated, but if you know what I'm talking about, then kudos to you.

I was recently informed of a website that allows the use of messenger without having to download the actual program. This saves time and frustration for me. =D However, that doesn't mean just anybody can ask for my ID. You can only ask if you're on MY friend list to the side of this page. If you're not, and you ask, I'll eat your soul. It's just one rule, right? *tummy rumbles*
Then again, no one's asked me, and I probably have too many people on my list for my own good. xD

A Random Tidbit:
I'm scary at night. I can either be completely hyper and nuts, or drab and sane. o.o

My fluffy minions! >=D

Minions: Crusher, Boomer, Aang, Jennifer, Paul S, Abybee, MarkOfEternity, The Mutant Korbat, Carmi, Joanah, Ultimate Happy Negg, Milli!!!, Miss-Mimi, & Anna! *cookie for each of you*
Two cookies for the one who sold me his soul for a bounce house on the moon--Metroid!
And a sock for Laura, who also sold me her soul.

Quotes that I found inspirational and/or hilarious:

"Look, look.
I apologize, but that is life.
*Leans against a gorrila*
Besides, your an awesome girl. You don't need a middle foot to survive in life."

-Metroid

"I jsut woke up, excuse my Englsih, m'dear."

-Cameron

"MOMMY THE TOILET'S GONNA EAT ME!!!"

-Anime

"You can put toilets in your neohome, but there is no item called toilet paper? D;
Concerning."

-Sugar Gar

"Motorcycles
They be hatin' us."

-Ian

"I'll always fondly remember singing Veggie Tales songs while we waited to go onto the field."

-Katalina

"MUHAHAHAHA! I don't fear Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th fears ME"

-Unstream

"Don't forget to add that I sold you my brother's part dinosaur soul for a can of Banned-and-unholy-orange-be-gone spray. :3"

-Laura

(When discussing motivation to write)
"I'll write one sentence then have two cookies "

- Random Invisible Guy

"No cheese plot on Neo.

Morgan would eat it on the first step, so we wouldn't get to do it."

- Muffinman

Awards! Ohmygosh!


Thank you Cameron for the luffly trophy!


These are my Gold Stars for Excellence in Modding, given to me by TJ the Cookie King himself. =o DON'T TOUCH OR I'LL BITE YOU.
Thank you TJ!


Perhaps the greatest award ever received: the unofficial Epic Member award! Livvy made this for me for posting 6,000 times. xD Thank you Livvy!!!

Random stuff:







Who is that? That's Cameron and I modancing, of course. He's quite artistic when it comes to drawing professional stick figures.






Pirate me. Original art by Pirusher (Cameron).


Mod team
75% insanity, 25% male
100% seriously jacked up

Erm...that's all...go away now.