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Hilarious Neopian Items


Lady Lyuba

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This made me chuckle :laughingsmiley:  Some of the items descriptions are truly hilarious! :woot:

 

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Item : Poems to Rot Your Heart

 

Who needs good poetry when you can have this soul crushing collection of the worst sonnets in existence?
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I collect those silly types of things when I come across them. Like dah-lia, I particularly like the random potato items, especially when they're oddly specific...

 

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Raw Potato

It can be eaten, thrown, or erm... well, a potato doesnt have that many uses...

 

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Found these two book today...it made me laugh :laughingsmiley:

 

The Story of the Elusive Strawberry Fields

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Not sure if the fields will stay forever, but the book shall... until you read it of course.

 

Awwwwe! A Beatles reference! :wub_anim:

 

Cant Catch This Jinjah

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Eat my dust!

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